Ooo-er, missus

Noted on shopfront in the Caledonian Road while on the bus back from Crouch End (the glamorous travels of an archivist):
Logman Ltd: Specialising in Watermelons

And I discover a picture on someone's Tumblr here.

But, anyway, how is that not a line from a Carry On movie, probably being spoken by Barbara Windsor?

Of course, it would be even better if it were adjacent to Sandy Balls and its rough camping...

One is almost hesitant to put 'specialising in watermelons' into Google as a search-term.

Stalking a wild, shy, elusive thing... and *BINGO!!!*

Female orgasm captured in series of brain scans.

Of course it was the female orgasm, wasn't it, my dearios? Because menz orgasmz B BORIN unlike the secretive lady-kind.

I also feel this research has the limitations long suggested re Masters and Johnson: that it is dependent upon women who can reach a reliable orgasm in laboratory conditions.

Not a universal category.

And as for this

"We're using orgasm as a way of producing pleasure. If we can learn how to activate the pleasure regions of the brain then that could have wider applications," he said.

okay, it's spooky, but it also suggests that guy has not read any sf going back to, oh, at least the 1960s? about direct stimulation of the pleasure centres. (This even features in one John D MacDonald's Travis McGee thrillers - Nightmare in Pink - and JDMacD did also write sf).

And just to underline the irrelevance of MRI orgasms to actual sex lives

A consultation on sex education ends this month, but the government has already ruled out the most essential change, say campaigners – and teenagers themselves