Is this like lionesses whelping in the streets?

[oursin]

[T]hird beaching of a dead whale on the Thames in two months: 8-foot minke whale made it as far as Battersea Bridge before expiring.

British waters boast one of the most diverse ranges of cetaceans in Europe, with 22 species living around the UK – a quarter of all cetacean species in the world.

This does not, however, as far as I can see, include narwahls. (I note that there is a poem by Kipling - it's given as 'translation', well, maybe - which refers to 'their spears are made of the narwhal horn'. We may note that Rudyard does refer to the people in the story to which the poem stands epigraph as what they call themselves, i.e. 'Inuit'.)

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Is it also a portent when somebody gives up the fight against the misplaced apostrophe?:

A society dedicated to preserving the “much-abused” apostrophe is to be shut down as its chairman said “ignorance and laziness” had won.

Admittedly he's 96, but you'd think he might have found someone younger, if only by a decade or two, to carry on the good fight...

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Five ways to improve your commute. Call me a miserable old curmudgeon, but when I read this : 'Who ended up having the most positive commute? Those who had had a nice chat' I couldn't help wondering if there would have been a difference between those doing the chatting and those being chatted to.

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On seasonality: have switched over to my festive season default icon (Hejog sez Bah Humbug) and have already heard 'Little Drummer Boy' (restaurant Saturday evening, didn't catch what version).

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And if anyone does want to give me topics to post about in the coming month, have at it in comments.