Things the existence of which I would rather not encounter by complete chance over breakfast

[oursin]

'Amusing' (at least, I suppose they're meant to be amusing) fridge magnets in the shape of female nipples.

(Facebook Marketplace, if anyone wants to know)

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Now I'm puzzled

[hafren.livejournal.com]

- if they're only nipples, disembodied from their natural surround, how can you tell they're female?

Re: Now I'm puzzled

[oursin.livejournal.com]

The picture was (probably just as well) too small to make out much detail, but I've seen architectural bosses presumably not intended to be nipples that look entirely similar.

Re: Now I'm puzzled

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

Men's are generally smaller and hairier?

Not that I want to consider hairy fridge-magnets of any description.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

I once saw some 1" buttons (as in small round pins) with trompe-l'oeil nipples on them which were actually quite nice, being scanned from delicate watercolour paintings. They came in pierced and unpierced.